gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*


ryan-aniki:

Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.



sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*



a-pet-misha-collins:

When you’re in the shower and you hear a noise

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vegasmo:
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog

 

vegasmo:

The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog


meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke


instagrampa:

how to excite a large crowd of white people:

  • play don’t stop believin’ by journey