I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
Even though there is nothing bad on my phone no you cannot look at it.
*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
When you’re in the shower and you hear a noise
what type of rock is a really good friend
an opal
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
- play don’t stop believin’ by journey