blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.


psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life




  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made




officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson